Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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