There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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