Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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