She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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