Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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