trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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