he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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