I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
God, I missed his penis.
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