that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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