did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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