yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
