I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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