Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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