yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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