Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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