i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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