S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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