im about as happy as oj after his trial
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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