with your own penis?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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