I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
