And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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