what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I need to sanitize my soul.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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