On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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