saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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