I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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