let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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