What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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