do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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