wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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