You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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