Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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