I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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