I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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