He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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