Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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