You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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