I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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