You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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