Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Dear god my vagina.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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