just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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