I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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