babies were throwing up all over the place
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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