sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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