Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you win again, gameday.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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