It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Will exercising make me less horny?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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