I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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