I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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