How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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