I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
All the doctor said was why
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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