just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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