so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Let's get the cat blown out
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
