Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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