And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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