Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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