Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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