The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I puked a lego.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
